Comedian Rhapsody (コメディアン・ラプソディ) is a solo song by Sasara Nurude. It was released on September 2, 2022, as a part of the Dotsuitare Hompo -No double dipping!- maxi single.
Track Info[]
- Lyrics: KOPERU
- Composition/Arrangement: FReECOol
- Length: 3:37
- Tempo:
Game Info[]
- Length: 1:39 (Part A) / 1:08 (Part B) / 1:20 (Part C)
- Attribute: CLUB
- Note Count:
- Part A: 151 (EASY) / 255 (NORMAL) / 449 (HARD) / 619 (EXPERT)
- Part B: 109 (EASY) / 174 (NORMAL) / 267 (HARD) / 363 (EXPERT)
- Part C: 116 (EASY) / 198 (NORMAL) / 341 (HARD) / 490 (EXPERT)
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Lyrics[]
Hey there~ Originatin' from DotsuHon
It’s me NuruSara, aka Sasara Nurude
I usually do things with an unbelievably nervous yet passionate teacher
And a self-proclaimed scammer, no idea what he’s on about
Today I’m comin’ at ya solo or whatever!
Is what I’d like to say,
But please at least remember my name once you leave today~
Alright! Let’s get started~
Rising curtains, changing atmosphere, speeding heartbeat
Spotlight’s on me as I gaze over the crowd
Inspirin' the audience no matter who it may be
As usual, let’s hype it up on stage
Impatient, anxious, skeptical
Throw those feelings outta the door
Showin’ no mercy once I’m up on the podium
Ya won’t be able to stop from holdin’ your sides
Nice to meetcha, first time 'ere?
You’ll be leavin’ as a billiken
Snatchin’ up all the cheers
Sorry for the wait, ay yo!
38 to 58, properly usin’ the MC
From best to worst
Gainin’ experience as a duo[1]
Goin’ out with a bang as a comedian
Chatterbox, never shuttin’ up
No doubt about it, I want to keep on talkin’
If yer hot, then I'll fan ya with my sensu[2]
On the stage!
Make everyone laugh at this show[3], leave it up to this act
Clench your teeth, if you work your way up through the sweet and the bitter
Then all you have to do today is give it your all on stage
On the stage!
Let’s charge up this show, leave it up to this act
In life there’s always gonna be pain that comes with joy[4]
As long as I’m goin’ my own way
Comedian Rhapsody
The ones who call themselves performers are always doin’ their research
Thank you![5] Osaka, over in the blink of an eye
Jokes are comin’ and comin’ from its treasury
Entertainment - if you’re bad at it, you’re cement
If you’re good at it, you’re a god - I know from experience[6]
Tame the demon who lives in the empty space[7]
Get ‘er done even in the dungeon on stage[8]
Fresh off the farm no more, time for You to boil it up
It’s not “That’s enough!” I’m sayin’ “The water’s just right”
Not lukewarm, it’s hot like Sasara Nurude
Allow me to have a soak[9]
On the stage!
Make everyone laugh at this show, leave it up to this act
Clench your teeth, if you work your way up through the sweet and the bitter
Then all you have to do today is give it your all on stage
On the stage!
Let’s charge up this show, leave it up to this act
In life there’s always gonna be pain that comes with joy
As long as I’m goin’ my own way
Comedian Rhapsody
Anyways, this is all thanks to Naniwa[10]
Won’t let you cry, I’ll keep goin’ til ya smile
Puttin’ my life on the line for this business that never gets old[11]
Show it all off, leave nothin’ to spare
(Nu)thin’ gets past this MC, never messin’ up thanks to these limitless techniques
(Ru)les aren’t needed— experts, amateurs, everyone get loud
(De)termined to reach the top by chasin’ my wildest dreams
Alright, I’ll keep everyone laughin’ til the finale[12]
On the stage!
Make everyone laugh at this show, leave it up to this act
Clench your teeth, if you work your way up through the sweet and the bitter
Then all you have to do today is give it your all on stage
On the stage!
Let’s charge up this show, leave it up to this act
In life there’s always gonna be pain that comes with joy
As long as I’m goin’ my own way
Comedian Rhapsody
Thank you, thank you, thank you~
I’ve been sayin’ this and that so far
The party’s at its peak, did ya enjoy it?[13]
Hey wait, stop jokin’ around and gimme my reward[14]
That’s how it goes, so I’ll continue to put on the best show
Only to Sasara Nurude, say this: “I’ll come again! Until next time!”[15]
Alright! See ya~
Domo dotsuhon kara mairimashita～
Nurusara koto, Nurude Sasara to moushimasu～
Fudan wa tondemonai kinchoushii no nekketsu kyōshi to
Yō wakaran jisho sagishi no occhan to yarashite morotemasuga
Kyo wa pin de dounokouno！iutorimasu keredomo
Namae dake demo oboete kaette ya～
Hona! Ikimasho ka～
Agaru maku kawaru kūki hayakunaru kodō
Ataru supottoraito miwatasu kaijō
Donna okyakudarō to ataeru kandō
Butai jō fudandōri ageteikimashō
Aseri fuan gishin'anki sonna mon wa topparai
Danjō agari yōshanai hara kakaete tomaranai
Hajimemashite ichiken san kaeru koro ni biriken san
Kassarau de kansei minna omatase Ay yo!
San pachi kara donpachi tsukaiwakeru MC
Pin kara kiri konbi hete tori o kazaru komedian
Beshari makuri mare ni damari yappari shaberi makuritai
Atsui nara ore no sensu de aoidaru sakai
On the Stage!
Warawase ma Show kono akuto ni o makase ya
Kamishimeta sui mo amai mo tatakiage
Kyo no genba kamasu dake
On the Stage!
Ageteki ma Show kono akuto ni o makase ya
Itsu datte raku ari ku ari maido ari
Honma waga michi aru nomi
Komedian rapusodi
Geisha tarumono netemo sametemo itsu demo tsune ni tankyu
Thank you! Osaka honma ni acchu ma
Nandemo deruwa deru wa ya de neta no hōko
Entāteinmento heta wa semento
Umai wa goddo kore wa keikenjō
Aku ma ni sumu akuma mo tenazuke
Danjo no danjon de mo anjō shitemasse
Potto deyanaku You wakasu tame
E kagen ya nakute ē kagen
Nurume yanakute atsui Nurude Sasara kata made tsukarasemasse
On the Stage!
Warawase ma Show kono akuto ni o makase ya
Kamishimeta sui mo amai mo tatakiage
Kyo no genba kamasu dake
On the Stage!
Ageteki ma Show kono akuto ni o makase ya
Itsu datte raku ari ku ari maido ari
Honma waga michi aru nomi
Komedian rapusodi
Nani wa tomoare naniwa no okage
Nakasazu warau made
Kono aki nai akinai inochigake
Amasu koto naku hirōshimasse (ikude)
(Nu) ke me nai kono MC dasanai NG tsukinai tekunikku
(Ru) ru muyō kurōto shiroto matomete buchiage
(De) kkai yume oikakete teppen tottannen
Saa saa rasuto made warawasetarude
On the Stage!
Warawase ma Show kono akuto ni o makase ya
Kamishimeta sui mo amai mo tatakiage
Kyo no genba kamasu dake
On the Stage!
Ageteki ma Show kono akuto ni o makase ya
Itsu datte raku ari ku ari maido ari
Honma waga michi aru nomi
Komedian rapusodi
Domo domo domo～
Koko made nan’ya kan’ya iutorimasu keredomo
En mo takenawa
Enjoi de keta ka?
Tte oi
Share yūtehen de sharei watase
Ttena kanji de
Kongo mo anjō yarasete moraimasu
"Nurude Sasara" dake ni "kurude, matana!"
Hona! Sainara～
どうも～ どつ本から参りました～
ヌルサラこと、白膠木 簓と申します～
普段はとんでもない緊張しいの熱血教師と
よう分からん自称・詐欺師のおっちゃんとやらしてもろてますが
今日はピンでどうのこうの！ 言うとりますけれども
名前だけでも覚えて帰ってや～
ほな！ いきましょか～
上がる幕 変わる空気 速くなる鼓動
当たるスポットライト 見渡す会場
どんなお客だろうと与える感動
舞台上 普段通り上げていきましょう
焦り 不安 疑心暗鬼 そんなもんは取っ払い
壇上 上がり容赦ない 腹抱えて止まらない
初めまして一見さん 帰る頃にビリケンさん
掻っ攫うで歓声 みんなお待たせ Ay yo！
38から58 使い分けるMC
ピンからキリ コンビ経てトリを飾るコメディアン
ベシャリまくり 稀に黙り やっぱり喋りまくりたい
暑いんなら俺の扇子(センス)で扇いだるさかい
On the Stage！
笑わせまShow このアクトにお任せや
噛み締めた酸いも甘いも叩き上げ
今日の現場かますだけ
On the Stage！
上げてきまShow このアクトにお任せや
いつだって楽あり苦あり毎度あり
ほんま我が道あるのみ
コメディアン・ラプソディ
芸者たる者 寝ても覚めても いつでも常に探究
Thank you！ オオサカ ほんまにあっちゅーま
なんでも出るわ出るわやで ネタの宝庫
エンターテインメント 下手はセメント
上手いは神(ゴッド) これは経験上
空く間に住む悪魔も手懐け 壇上のダンジョンでもあんじょうしてまっせ
ポッと出やなくYou(湯)沸かす為
ええ加減やなくて ええ(良い)加減
ぬるめやなくて熱い白膠木 簓 肩まで浸からせまっせ
On the Stage！
笑わせまShow このアクトにお任せや
噛み締めた酸いも甘いも叩き上げ
今日の現場かますだけ
On the Stage！
上げてきまShow このアクトにお任せや
いつだって楽あり苦あり毎度あり
ほんま我が道あるのみ
コメディアン・ラプソディ
なにはともあれ浪花のおかげ
泣かさず笑うまで
この飽きない商い命懸け
余すことなく披露しまっせ
(ぬ)け目ないこのMC 出さないNG 尽きないテクニック
(る)ール無用 玄人 素人 まとめてぶち上げ
(で)っかい夢追いかけて てっぺん取ったんねん
さぁさぁラストまで笑わせたるで
On the Stage！
笑わせまShow このアクトにお任せや
噛み締めた酸いも甘いも叩き上げ
今日の現場かますだけ
On the Stage！
上げてきまShow このアクトにお任せや
いつだって楽あり苦あり毎度あり
ほんま我が道あるのみ
コメディアン・ラプソディ
どうもどうもどうも～
ここまでなんやかんや言うとりますけれども
宴もたけなわ
エンジョイでけたか？
っておい
シャレ言うてへんで謝礼渡せ
ってな感じで
今後もあんじょうやらせてもらいます
「白膠木 簓」だけに「来るで、またな！」
ほな！さいなら～
Trivia[]
- The title of the song is a possible reference to a Queen song "Bohemian Rhapsody".
References[]
- ↑ The pun in these lines refers to comedy groups with 1, 2, and 3 people: ピンからキリ (pin kara kiri) means from best to worst. ピン (pin) is the name for solo comedians; コンビ (konbi) means a pair/duo comedy group; トリを飾る (tori wo kazaru) meaning going out with a bang is a pun for トリオ (torio) which refers to a 3 person comedy group
- ↑ 扇子 (sensu) is a type of Japanese fan, used for manzai comedy. This is a pun on センス (sensu) which quite literally translates to sense, probably referring to his sense of humor. 扇いだる (aoidaru) or 扇ぐ (aogu) means to fan, so Sasara says he’ll fan you with his fan. The same word can also mean to incite something, so in this case Sasara is stirring people up with his sense of humor.
- ↑ Show is a pun for ~ましょう(~mashou) which means Let’s~. Everytime he says “Show” in the chorus, it’s a variation of this pun.
- ↑ 楽あり苦あり (raku ari ku ari) is an alteration of the saying 楽あれば苦あり (raku areba ku ari) which means there is no pleasure that comes without pain. The line is followed with 毎度あり (maido ari) which literally means every time/always, and it also is a phrase originating from Osaka meaning thank you.
- ↑ 探究 (tankyuu) means to research, and it is a pun for “Thank you”
- ↑ 下手 (heta) means to be bad at something and 上手い (umai) means to be good at something. 下手 and 上手 can be read as shimote and kamite respectively, and these are terms that refer to a performer’s placement on stage. 下手 means the left side of the stage looking up from the crowd, and 上手 means the right side of the stage. The person to the left of Sasara is Rosho, who stiffens up like cement when he’s on stage. The person to the right of Sasara is Rei, who Sasara is calling a god. Kamite is also a pun for the word god, kami.
- ↑ 空く間 (akuma) as I interpreted it means empty space, and 悪魔 (akuma) means demon or devil. Probably refers to the fear of nobody laughing at Sasara's jokes, as that period of silence is the demon he fights.
- ↑ 壇上 (danjou) means to be on the stage and it sounds similar to ダンジョン (dungeon, pronounced as danjon)
- ↑ ポッと (potto) is a pun for ポット which means pot/water kettle. You沸かす (you wakasu) is a pun for 湯沸かす (yu wakasu) which means to boil hot water, or to run a hot bath. ええ加減 (ee kagen) means both “That’s enough” in Kansai ben and also “The water’s just right”. ぬるめ(nurume) means lukewarm, and it’s a pun for 白膠木 (Nurude).
- ↑ なにはともあれ (naniwa tomo are) means anyways; 浪花 (Naniwa) is another word to refer to Osaka.
- ↑ 飽きない (akinai) means never gets old; 商い (akinai) means business
- ↑ The first character of the first three lines read “Nurude” and the first few characters in the last line read Sasara.
- ↑ 宴もたけなわ (enmo takenawa) means the peak of the party, and the first part of that phrase “en” is a pun for enjoy.
- ↑ シャレ (share) means jokes/puns, and it is a pun for 謝礼 (sharei) which means a reward, usually monetary.
- ↑ Nurude Sasara rhymes with 来るで、またな(kurude, matana)
Credits[]
- Translation by shinseimcd.