| 奇術館の殺人 | |
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| Vocals | Gentaro Yumeno Dice Arisugawa |
| Release | September 22, 2021 |
| Label | EVIL LINE RECORDS |
Murder at the House of Magic (奇術館の殺人 / Kijutsu-kan no Satsujin) is a duet song by Gentaro Yumeno and Dice Arisugawa. It was released on September 22, 2021 as a bonus for the limited edition version of the first volume of Hypnosis Mic -Division Rap Battle- side F.P & M+ manga.
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---(Gentaro Yumeno)---
I shall share with you all a frightening story
Set in a deserted amusement park in Shibuya
This House of Magic became home to a murder case
Long ago, people would flock to it throughout the night
Containing a number of maze-like rooms
Filled to the brim with various and illusions
Once the door was closed
It became impossible for anyone to escape within the allotted time limit
And a wicked criminal took advantage of that fact
---(Dice Arisugawa)---
What a shame, I'm sorry to hear that guy is dead
But I only came here last night to return the money I borrowed
He was the one who chose the place
Because our usual spot was too crowded
We agreed to meet at 8 PM
He was taking too long to show, so I decided to go in first
While taking pictures in the maze room
I heard the door lock behind me
But look, the clock on the wall says 20:20
Is what my camera saw not enough of an alibi for you?
---(Gentaro Yumeno)---
The victim was buried on the beach in Chiba
His time of death is estimated to be around 8:30 PM
While investigating, I dug a hole and traveled between there and the House of Magic
You're right, something here just doesn't make sense...
---(Dice Arisugawa)---
Up an down, playing the fool
Beating out even the smartest guy in the room
---(Gentaro Yumeno)---
I'll find out who you are, I'll cover your crimes
Inevitably everything comes into light
---(Dice Arisugawa)---
Uh! (Ah!) Uh! Uh! (Ah!)
Who's the mastermind here, me or you?
---(Gentaro Yumeno)---
Uh! (Ah!) Uh! Uh! (Ah!)
You can't run from my questions with flimsy lies
There's no escape, you can't slip away
A lifetime sentence for the life that you took
---(Dice Arisugawa)---
A fortune made, no effort required
I'll rake it all in and say goodbye
---(Gentaro Yumeno)---
Uh! (Ah!) Uh! Uh! (Ah!)
The truth emerging in the portrait portrayed
---(Gentaro Yumeno & Dice Arisugawa)---
Uh! (Ah!) Uh! Uh! (Ah!)
Can you figure out where the exit might be?
---(Dice Arisugawa)---
Sure, I owed him money, but he was the one drowning in grudges
If we wanna talk for hypotheticals, at least
Even if you suspect it was me, how're you gonna prove it?
Once you're inside, it's hard to get outta that mirror of mazes, do you wanna try?
Eventually at dawn, someone came along to rescue me
I mean, there's no way I could have possibly committed the crime considering that
Most importantly, there's no denying that the clock hanging there for the time limit
Reads 20:20, it's clear as day
---(Gentaro Yumeno)---
Would you mind showing that picture again, please?
---(Dice Arisugawa)---
Hah? It's on my phone, look as much as you like
It won't prove anything
---(Gentaro Yumeno)---
And you're certain the time in this selfie you took reads 20:20?
---(Dice Arisugawa)---
Yup! So, am I free to go now?
---(Gentaro Yumeno)---
Incidentally, it seems the clock has a seven segment display
---(Dice Arisugawa)---
S-Seven-something what? That's way too hard to pronounce
---(Gentaro Yumeno)---
It means the clock's face is digital, not analog
What's this? The position of this mole seems to be reversed
---(Dice Arisugawa)---
W-Well, so what?
---(Gentaro Yumeno)---
It seems you have left some evidence behind after all
Now I'm sure those of you paying attention have already realized
It turns out the trick was actually a rather simple one
Even the best liar can lose control of the narrative they have sown
I suppose it must be difficult to maintain in the face of proof
In the end, it was the mirror that uncovered everything
You were in the room filled with mirrors within the House of Magic
---(Dice Arisugawa)---
Y-Yeah, and—?
---(Gentaro Yumeno)---
Not even you can hide a mole that's been flipped from left to right
In other words, the time could not have possible been 8:20 PM
---(Dice Arisugawa)---
What?!
---(Gentaro Yumeno)---
You see, some numbers are symmetrical when put against a reflective surface
For example, 1 remains 0, 0 is 0, 8 is 8
But in front of a mirror, the number 2 becomes something else entirely
---(Dice Arisugawa)---
Shit!
---(Gentaro Yumeno)---
In a mirror, 2 turns into 5
Your photo was taken at 5:05, hours after the crime
---(Dice Arisugawa)---
Up an down, playing the fool
Beating out even the smartest guy in the room
---(Gentaro Yumeno)---
I'll find out who you are, I'll cover your crimes
Inevitably everything comes into light
---(Dice Arisugawa)---
Uh! (Ah!) Uh! Uh! (Ah!)
Who's the mastermind here, me or you?
---(Gentaro Yumeno)---
Uh! (Ah!) Uh! Uh! (Ah!)
You can't run from my questions with flimsy lies
There's no escape, you can't slip away
A lifetime sentence for the life that you took
---(Dice Arisugawa)---
A fortune made, no effort required
I'll rake it all in and say goodbye
---(Gentaro Yumeno)---
Uh! (Ah!) Uh! Uh! (Ah!)
The truth emerging in the portrait portrayed
---(Gentaro Yumeno & Dice Arisugawa)---
Uh! (Ah!) Uh! Uh! (Ah!)
Can you figure out where the exit might be?
---(Gentaro Yumeno)---
So, how was that?
Did you enjoy my story, "Murder at the House of Magic"
About a man unable to replay his debts on time?
One should always be honest in front of a mirror
Of course, in the end, that was all nothing but a lie
Korekara minasan ni
Ookurisuru hanashi wa
Shibuya no sabireta teema paaku ni aru
“Kijutsukan” wo riyoushita satsujin jiken
Katsute yodooshi hanjoushiteita soko wa
Samazama na shikake wo hodokoshita
Meiro no you na heya ga ikutsumo ari
Ichido doa ga shimareba
Dare hitori
Seigen jikannai ni
Dasshutsu dekita mono wa inai toiu
Sore wo sakate ni totta akunin ga imashita
Danna shindanda na zannen da
Ore wa kyou kane wo kaesu tsumori de
Yatte kitanda
Tamannee na
Yatsu ga kijutsukan wo shiteishita
Ekimae ja hito ga oo sugite hideeshina
Yoteishita jikoku wa hachi-ji
Tokoro ga nakanaka konee kara saki ni
Meiro no heya de shashin de mo totteitara
Gachari tojikomerareta
Daga miro kabe ni kakatta tokei ga
Hachi-ji nijuppun
Kamera ga toraeteru aribai wa juubun
Higaisha wa
Chiba no kaigan ni umerareteita
Shibou suitei jikoku wa hachi-ji han
Hankou-go ni ana wo hotte
Shibuya no kijutsukan wo iki kisuru no wa
Tashika ni rikutsu ga aimasen na
Up & down
Rikou na yatsu wo
Sukkari damashite
Ganchuu nai
Wakattenda
Dare na no ka
Izure wa
Subete wo araizarai
Uh!(Ah!)Uh!Uh!(Ah!)
Docchi ga hontou no kiremono ka
Uh!(Ah!)Uh!Uh!(Ah!)
Tsuikyuushiteiku nige kotoba
Yurusan
Meshi toraeru
Nogasanai shi
Genkei nai
Takara
Rou sezu shite
Umaku moratte Say Good Bye
Uh!(Ah!)Uh!Uh!(Ah!)
Ukabi agatteku jinbutsuga
Uh!(Ah!)Uh!Uh!(Ah!)
Deguchi wa docchi kijutsukan
Tashika ni kane wa kariteta
Daga yatsu wa urami mo takusan kawareteta
Hyappo yuzutte kari ni da
Ore dake wo utagatta toshite mo
Dou yatte shoumei suru?
Ano kijutsukan wa haittara
Nakanaka derarenai
Anta mo chousen suru?
Kekkyoku soto kara tasukerareta no ga akegata
Tsumari ore wa hankou ni oyobu koto sura mo
Dekinakatta wake daga
Nani yori mo seigen jikan you ni
Kakerarete atta
Meiro no heya no tokei ga
Hachi-ji nijuppun kore ga chomei da
Sono shashin mou ichido
Misete moratte mo ii deshou ka?
Aa? Mata ka yo keitai no naka da yo
Nankai misete mo issho deshou ga
Tashika ni “niju-ji nijuppun” no mae de
Jidori sareteru
Daro kore de mou shakuhou sareru?
Tokoro de kore
7 segumento disupurei
Nandesu nee
Na, nanda sono
Sebun nancharatte iizuree
Kono dejitaru kurokku no hyouki desu ga
……
Oya?
Hokuro no ichi ga gyaku no you desu ga
So, sore ga doushita
Tashika ni shouko wo anata wa nokoshita
Sate,
Mou kan no ii hito wa okizuki deshou
Hijou ni kantan na torikku deshita nee
“Usotsuki” wa ushiro kara
“Tane” wo yomareru to
“Neta” ga barete “kitsusou”
Toiu koto desu ka ne
Kagami wa subete wo miteimashita
Anata wa kijutsukan no
“Kagami no heya” ni ita
Na, nanda yo
Sayuu hanten no hokuro wa
Gomakasenai na
Tsumari jikantai mo
“Niju-ji nijuppun” de wa nai
Nani!?
Ii desu ka
Suuji ni wa sentaishou no
Kankei ni naru mono ga aru
Tatoeba
Ichi wa ichi
Zero wa zero
Hachi wa hachi
Daga kagami no mae de suuji no ni wa tachimachi
Betsu no mono ni kawaru
Kuso!
Sunawachi “5”
Tsumari kore wa hankou-go ni torareta
“Go-ji go-fun” no mono
Up & down
Rikou na yatsu wo
Sukkari damashite
Ganchuu nai
Wakattenda
Dare na no ka
Izure wa
Subete wo araizarai
Uh!(Ah!)Uh!Uh!(Ah!)
Docchi ga hontou no kiremono ka
Uh!(Ah!)Uh!Uh!(Ah!)
Tsuikyuushiteiku nige kotoba
Yurusan
Meshi toraeru
Nogasanai shi
Genkei nai
Takara
Rou sezu shite
Umaku moratte Say Good Bye
Uh!(Ah!)Uh!Uh!(Ah!)
Ukabi agatteku jinbutsuga
Uh!(Ah!)Uh!Uh!(Ah!)
Deguchi wa docchi kijutsukan
Ikaga datta deshou ka
Kijitsu made ni hensai dekinakatta otoko no
“Kijutsukan no Satsujin” toiu monogatari
Kagami no mae de wa kiyoku aritai mono desu ne
Maa, kono ohanashi wa uso desu kedo ne
これからみなさんに
お送りする話は
シブヤの寂れたテーマパークにある
「奇術館」を利用した殺人事件
かつて夜通し繁盛していたそこは
様々な仕掛けを施した
迷路のような部屋がいくつもあり
一度ドアが閉まれば
誰一人
制限時間内に
脱出できた者はいないという
それを逆手に取った悪人がいました
旦那死んだんだな 残念だ
俺は今日金を返すつもりで
やってきたんだ
たまんねぇな
奴が奇術館を指定した
駅前じゃ人が多すぎてひでぇしな
予定した時刻は20時
ところがなかなか来ねぇから先に
迷路の部屋で写真でも撮っていたら
ガチャリ 閉じ込められた
だが見ろ 壁にかかった時計が
20時20分
カメラが捉えてるアリバイは十分
被害者は
チバの海岸に埋められていた
死亡推定時刻20時半
犯行後に穴を掘って
シブヤの奇術館を行き来するのは
確かに理屈が合いませんな......
アップ&ダウン
利口な奴を
すっかり騙して
眼中ない
わかってんだ
誰なのか
いずれは
すべてを洗いざらい
Uh!(Ah!)Uh!Uh!(Ah!)
どっちが本当の切れ者か
Uh!(Ah!)Uh!Uh!(Ah!)
追及していく逃げ言葉
許さん
召し捕らえる
逃さないし
減刑ない
宝
労せずして
上手もらってSay Good Bye
Uh!(Ah!)Uh!Uh!(Ah!)
浮かび上がってく人物画
Uh!(Ah!)Uh!Uh!(Ah!)
出口はどっち 奇術館
確かに金は借りてた
だが奴は恨みもたくさん買われてた
百歩譲って仮にだ
俺だけを疑ったとしても
どうやって証明する?
あの奇術館は入ったら
なかなか出られない
あんたも挑戦する?
結局外から助けられたのが明け方
つまり俺は犯行に及ぶことすらも
できなったわけだが
何よりも制限時間用に
かけられてあった
迷路の部屋の時計が
20時20分 これが著明だ
その写真もう一度
見せてもらってもいいでしょうか?
ああ?またかよ携帯の中だよ
何回見せても一緒でしょうが
確かに「20時20分」の前で
自撮りされてる
だろ これでもう釈放される?
ところでこれ
7セグメントディスプレイ
なんですねぇ
な、なんだその
セブンなんちゃらって言いづれぇ
このデジタルクロックの表記ですが
……
おや?
ホクロの位置が逆のようですが
そ、それがどうした
確かに 証拠をあなたは残した
さて、
もう勘のいい人はお気づきでしょう
非常に簡単なトリックでしたねぇ
「ウソつき」は後ろから
「タネ」を読まれると
「ネタ」がバレて「キツそう」
ということですかね
鏡はすべてを見ていました
あなたは奇術館の
“鏡の部屋”にいた
な、なんだよ
左右反転のホクロは
誤魔化せないな
つまり 時間帯も
「20時20分」ではない
何!?
いいですか
数字には線対称の
関係になるものがある
例えば
1は1
0は0
8は8
だが鏡の前で数字の2はたちまち
別のものに変わる
くそ!
すなわち「5」
つまりこれは犯行後に撮られた
「05時05分」のもの
アップ&ダウン
利口な奴を
すっかり騙して
眼中ない
わかってんだ
誰なのか
いずれは
すべてを洗いざらい
Uh!(Ah!)Uh!Uh!(Ah!)
どっちが本当の切れ者か
Uh!(Ah!)Uh!Uh!(Ah!)
追及していく逃げ言葉
許さん
召し捕らえる
逃さないし
減刑ない
宝
労せずして
上手もらってSay Good Bye
Uh!(Ah!)Uh!Uh!(Ah!)
浮かび上がってく人物画
Uh!(Ah!)Uh!Uh!(Ah!)
出口はどっち 奇術館
如何だったでしょうか
期日までに返済できなかった男の
「奇術館の殺人」という物語
鏡の前では清くありたいものですね
まあ、このお話は嘘ですけどね
Credits[]
- Translation by makatsukyu.