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Somebody Gotta Do It
Enterthehypmic cd+drama
Release April 24, 2019
Album Enter the Hypnosis Microphone
Label EVIL LINE RECORDS
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ヒプノシスマイクDrama Track「Somebody Gotta Do It」 ヨコハマ・ディビジョン MAD TRIGGER CREW

ヒプノシスマイクDrama Track「Somebody Gotta Do It」 ヨコハマ・ディビジョン MAD TRIGGER CREW

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Somebody Gotta Do It is a second drama track of the Enter the Hypnosis Microphone album.


Translation

45Rabbit-Image
Those dealers… they’re in Room 237, correct?
Police officer
Yes, sir.
45Rabbit-Image
So it’s this the right one… Get your mic ready.
Police officer
Understood.
45Rabbit-Image
Okay… We’ll barge in! This is the police! Don’t move!
Dealer #1
Uh, police?
Police officer
Jyuto, sir! Over there on the table…
45Rabbit-Image
Yeah. They’re loots. Now, you have two options. To let us drag you away without resisting, or, which I think would be pointless anyway; to keep resisting until the end. Since I’m kind enough, I’ll tell you the correct answer. The right choice would be to obediently let us arrest you.
Dealer #1
Well, thanks for being thoughtful. Although that’s the wrong answer.
45Rabbit-Image
How about you? Maybe you can make a wise choice, unlike that idiot over there-
Dealer #2
Too bad for you, I’m an idiot as well!
Police officer
Both of them have microphones… Jyuto…!
45Rabbit-Image
No need to worry, leave it to me. Good grief, don't tell I didn't warn you.
Dealer #1
Fuck you! Get lost, damn cop!
45Rabbit-Image
For real, your stupidity is unbearable
I expected more from you two
Just when I thought you’ll be making a wiser choice
But those shitty brains of yours are overloaded anyway
It is an impossible order for you fools
Shall I give you a third option?
A handcuffs-free and right to the grave
Dead or dead it is, to death you go
Dealers
Uwaaaaah!
Police officer
As expected, Jyuto, sir!
45Rabbit-Image
They’re just hoodlums in the end. No matter how much they restrain, they’re nothing at this rate-
Dealer #1
Heheheh. What’s this “at this rate” you’re talking about? We can still go on!
Police officer
Those guys, their eyes…! They did Grasshopper?
45Rabbit-Image
Hm, I see. So they’re able to withstand my attack due to the effect of Grasshopper…
Dealer #2
Damn you, pigs, I’ll have you stirred up in no time! Ugh!
Police officer
W-What’s going on?
45Rabbit-Image
The Grasshopper’s adverse reaction… huh?
Police officer
Hey…! Sir, they aren’t breathing..!
45Rabbit-Image
The ambulance… Call the ambulance! What are we gonna do if they die, idiot!
Police officer
G-Got it! Hello, we need an ambulance. Yes, please!
45Rabbit-Image
They’ve been spreading loots this deadly around…? We have to crush its base as soon as possible!
MrHc-Image
Boss, I’m coming in.
Taiko Katen
Oh, come in. Sorry for calling you here when things got busy.
MrHc-Image
'Cause it’s your call and nothin' else. Like I have a choice.
Taiko Katen
Hahaha. I’m happy that our Katengumi’s young leader is loyal enough.
MrHc-Image
So? What do you need me for?
Taiko Katen
Don’t be so impatient. Let’s talk this over leisurely. Here, you have a shot too.
MrHc-Image
I’m not free either. Make this short, please.
Taiko Katen
Such a cold one.
MrHc-Image
Huh? What’s this? Drugs, huh? I’ve never seen any of this sort before.
Taiko Katen
It’s called the Grasshopper, a new product.
MrHc-Image
What a surprise. Isn’t this shit banned in our turf? Or is this our new makeshift now?
Taiko Katen
Say, Samatoki. You know how much I hate that banter towards me, right?
MrHc-Image
My bad, it was just a joke. There’s no way anyone wouldn’t know the fate of those who make drugs a makeshift end up anyway.
Taiko Katen
Jokes are okay but I hate mocking, you know.
MrHc-Image
Hah. So? What are we gonna do with this Grasshopper stuff?
Taiko Katen
There are idiots selling those in my turf.
MrHc-Image
I see. You want me to get rid of those fuckers?
Taiko Katen
I’m glad we’re advancing in this conversation. Samatoki, time is precious. We can use and spend it all we want, but we can’t make it ours or keep it. It’s troublesome that we can’t go back to the same moment a second time once we lost it.
MrHc-Image
And yet here you are spouting some random idioms.
Taiko Katen
I can’t remember it's name though.
MrHc-Image
Well said. Okay, I ain't gonna waste your preciously precious time as you said, so I’ll go and crush some empty skulls of those fuckin' scoundrels.
Taiko Katen
Samatoki.
MrHc-Image
Yeah. Got it.
Taiko Katen
No problem then.
MrHc-Image
They pick a fight here. I’ll corner them 'till they think they’re better off to die. Let’s start from the base. Asking the subordinates to search for it isn’t a bad move but I guess it’ll be faster to get Mr. Rabbit doing this.
45Rabbit-Image
I see. So you were ordered by Katengumi’s head to do that. Nevertheless… Haha...
MrHc-Image
Huh? What so funny?
45Rabbit-Image
Oh, I'm sorry. Not only are you a yakuza and someone belonging to an organization, you sure do obey the orders from a higher-up, huh?
MrHc-Image
Keep talkin' shit and I’ll put you in the ground with those fuckers.
45Rabbit-Image
Oh, how scary.
MrHc-Image
Anyways, those drugs are a real deal, huh?
45Rabbit-Image
Once taken, it seems that the person will be in euphoria state and have strong hallucination. The recipient’s pupils expand to an extreme degree, and that’s how it’s called the Grasshopper.
MrHc-Image
Hmm...
45Rabbit-Image
The Grasshopper, huh? The tides of emotion is seemingly vehement but even so, they’re riding along with it.
MrHc-Image
Looks like its effect is no different than the other drugs though. Why this shit's so popular?
45Rabbit-Image
The way it gets someone high is remarkably different from the others, and its price is quite reasonable too so I heard.
MrHc-Image
Different, you say? So the adverse reaction should be strong as hell.
45Rabbit-Image
If overdosed, they will be deranged and also have a heart attack.
MrHc-Image
Only the dumbest piece of shit would take that sort of thing.
45Rabbit-Image
However… well, it’s a good timing. We were just in quest to search for the Grasshopper’s origin too.
MrHc-Image
So, do you know the base?
45Rabbit-Image
Yeah, of course. We captured a couple dealers, followed the information we gained from them and finally located it.
MrHc-Image
Good job for ya. Let’s go straight there.
45Rabbit-Image
Calm down, we don’t know what’s there. That’s why we’re going to Rio for his assistance.
MrHc-Image
Haha. Usually you’d just bring lots of your piggies in uniform along, but you even don’t want to bring cops there when drugs are involved, huh?
45Rabbit-Image
Shut up.
MrHc-Image
No mercy for those who got their hands in drugs, right? Well, it’s not like I don’t understand what you feel though. After all, your parents and friend were-
45Rabbit-Image
I told you to shut up! Do you wanna fucking die?
MrHc-Image
Hey! You cocky bitch…! Don’t just speed up all of a sudden!
45Rabbit-Image
That’s 'cause you keep talking shit like this!
MrHc-Image
I’m just stating the truth, don’t let it out on people, you dumbass!
45Rabbit-Image
What a pain...
MrHc-Image
Same goes to you too, shitty bunny.
MrHc-Image
I think about this everytime, but how Rio can live at those damn woods.
45Rabbit-Image
Rio is Rio, after all. I’m sure he has a thinking of his own.
MrHc-Image
Huh? Rio isn’t here.
45Rabbit-Image
The fire’s still lit, I doubt he wandered too far from here.
MrHc-Image
Yo, Rio. Doin' good?
CrazyM-Image
Samatoki. Jyuto. You came at the right time. Did you perceive that I’ve just caught a rare ingredient? Hah, you're so greedy.
MrHc-Image
Greedy? Wha-?
45Rabbit-Image
Rio… were you the type to talk like that? That aside, I’m curious about that grotesque being in your hand.
CrazyM-Image
Today’s a fine day. It’s best to gather as many food as possible. Wait, I’ll go cook now.
MrHc-Image
W-Wait, Rio, man…
45Rabbit-Image
H-He’s right. We’re here to ask for a favor.
CrazyM-Image
A favor?
45Rabbit-Image
It’s like this.
CrazyM-Image
Drugs, you say.
MrHc-Image
Yeah. Someone’s been spreadin' it around in our turf.
45Rabbit-Image
It’s spreading wildly among the young'uns in Yokohama Division. Both the price and effects are the appealing factors, after all.
CrazyM-Image
I understand the situation now. So, what help do you need?
45Rabbit-Image
I need your assistance to clean up Yokohama.
CrazyM-Image
We’re a team, and I do owe you two. There is no problem with me helping you out.
45Rabbit-Image
Thank you, Rio.
CrazyM-Image
There’s something I’m curious about though. Why won’t you use the police force?
45Rabbit-Image
That’s-
MrHc-Image
Rio, the things is, eh... you know, um, that, eh…
CrazyM-Image
Hm?
45Rabbit-Image
Samatoki, thank you. He’s lending us his assistance but it won’t be fair not to fill him in too.
MrHc-Image
Hmph.
CrazyM-Image
Looks like there’s a circumstance.
45Rabbit-Image
Human deaths are common. Every day, a large sum of people die. My story is just as common too but…
CrazyM-Image
But, to you, there’s something you cannot tolerate.
45Rabbit-Image
It’s as you said. My parents were my predecessors. They worked hard, and didn’t cause anyone trouble. But one day, they got ran over with a car by some high drug addict, and passed away.
CrazyM-Image
That’s… I’m sorry. For making you talk about something you don’t want to remember-
45Rabbit-Image
It’s okay. I planned to tell you that eventually.
CrazyM-Image
Is that so.
45Rabbit-Image
I wanted to dispose of drugs. With that in mind, I joined the police. However, even in the department, thanks to drugs, I lost someone important to me. He was my senior… no, my best friend. He had a strong sense of justice, and hated twisted things. He was the very epitome of a policeman. We got along pretty well, and he taught me everything about being a cop. Even someone like him lost his life because of drugs. As he continued working, his mind darkened, and without me knowing he laid his hand on drugs.
CrazyM-Image
So he became a slave to drugs…
45Rabbit-Image
Yeah. This country’s just punishment is lenient. I’m gonna judge and deal with it myself, that's the very least I can do to avenge them.
CrazyM-Image
Understood. I'll be your weapon, so give me orders.
MrHc-Image
I’m doing this 'cause old man asked me to though. Well, it just happens that my quest coincides your aim.
45Rabbit-Image
You two, thanks. Then tonight, we’ll march into their place.
CrazyM-Image
Fine, I got it.
45Rabbit-Image
The location is at Minato region’s container yard. We’ll meet up again later.
MrHc-Image
Okay, Rio, we're counting on you.
CrazyM-Image
You both, where are you going to? You can’t fight on an empty stomach, right? I’m preparing some extraordinary meal today. You’ll be able to feast grandly.
MrHc-Image
No, no, no, no, no, um-
45Rabbit-Image
Rio?
CrazyM-Image
Wait here. I’ll cook right away.
45Rabbit-Image
Ugh, what a sight of food that makes one lost their appetite… Ah, do we really have to eat that…?? H-Hey, Samatoki… What are you doing…
MrHc-Image
I’m doing squats. If we reach our limits and get hungry, we might be able to eat 'em up…!
45Rabbit-Image
Do we really have to…?
MrHc-Image
You… idiot…! Are we, going to, abandon Rio, who looks that happy?
45Rabbit-Image
Indeed… he’s even humming… is he that happy that he got those rare food..? …Kh. I’ll work out and get hungry too…
MrHc-Image
The aim is a 1000 squats!
45Rabbit-Image
1000?! Let’s go 5000!
CrazyM-Image
…the grubs… some crickets and stink bugs, caterpillar…

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